Chuck Norris

[franky111]

Wenn Chuck Norris kommt sagt der Gollum : Dein Schaaatz....

[Irwin J. Finster]

[caliber-38]

Wenn Chuck Norris kommt sagt der Gollum : Dein Schaaatz....

Muahahaaahaaaaa!!!
Der is aber sowas von geil!!!!

[MichaelZWilliamson]

Chuck Norris stays off Clint Eastwood's Lawn.

[MichaelZWilliamson]

There was no earthquake in Indonesia in December 2004. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the entire island of Sumatra one meter east.

There was no earthquake in Japan in March 2011. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the entire island of Japan 50m east.

Japan is composed of more than one island. Except when Chuck Norris kicks it. Then it is one island.

The seven year break wasn't because Chuck Norris needed recuperation time. The Earth needed recuperation time from Chuck Norris.

Japan got kicked because Bruce Lee once told Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks weren't very effective. Chuck has now disproven this theory.

[josephiner]

Wenn Chuck Norris ein Schlaflied singt, wird sogar der Gerät müde!

[MichaelZWilliamson]

Why would Chuck Norris need to borrow a bike? The Earth rotates under his feet.

[franky111]

Wenn Chuck Norris ein Schlaflied singt, wird sogar der Gerät müde!

saugeil !!!!!

[savage3000]

hhahaha DER GERÄT!

[Irwin J. Finster]

[sf77]

In Chuck Norris Händen ist jeder Gegenstand Kat.A!

[Hellboy]

[MichaelZWilliamson]

I can do one better.



Chuck Norris stays off Clint Eastwood's lawn.

(I made and sell this shirt)

[S.W.A.T.]

Es gibt keine globale Erderwärmung, Chuck Norris war kalt und hat die Sonne höher gedreht.

Chuck Norris schwitzt nicht beim scheissen, die Scheisse schwitzt beim Chuck Norisen.

Wenn es Chuck Norsis auf grund eines Paradoxum möglich wäre gegen sich selbst zu kämpfen, würde er sogar gewinnen.

[MichaelZWilliamson]

A martial artist dies and goes to heaven. St Peter shows him around. he sees this furious competition going on with CHUCK NORRIS kicking ass all over the place.

"But, St Peter, I was sure Chuck Norris was still alive! What happened?"

"Yes, Chuck Norris is still alive. That's god. He just likes to pretend he's Chuck Norris."