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Chuck Norris
Re: Chuck Norris
Wenn Chuck Norris kommt sagt der Gollum : Dein Schaaatz....
Warum mit einem Six Pack zufrieden geben wenn man ein ganzes Fass haben kann.....
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▲ ▲ And Samedi rides with you, gunman. He is the wind you hold in your hands, but he is fickle, the Lord of Graveyards, no matter that you have served him well . . . - Count Zero
▲ ▲ And Samedi rides with you, gunman. He is the wind you hold in your hands, but he is fickle, the Lord of Graveyards, no matter that you have served him well . . . - Count Zero
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franky111 hat geschrieben:Wenn Chuck Norris kommt sagt der Gollum : Dein Schaaatz....
Muahahaaahaaaaa!!!
Der is aber sowas von geil!!!!
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris stays off Clint Eastwood's Lawn.
Recent work:
FREEHOLD: RESISTANCE, Nov 2019 - Baen Books
BATTLE LUNA (contributor), Jul 2020 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: DEFIANCE, Jun 2021 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: RESISTANCE, Nov 2019 - Baen Books
BATTLE LUNA (contributor), Jul 2020 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: DEFIANCE, Jun 2021 - Baen Books
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Re: Chuck Norris
There was no earthquake in Indonesia in December 2004. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the entire island of Sumatra one meter east.
There was no earthquake in Japan in March 2011. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the entire island of Japan 50m east.
Japan is composed of more than one island. Except when Chuck Norris kicks it. Then it is one island.
The seven year break wasn't because Chuck Norris needed recuperation time. The Earth needed recuperation time from Chuck Norris.
Japan got kicked because Bruce Lee once told Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks weren't very effective. Chuck has now disproven this theory.
There was no earthquake in Japan in March 2011. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the entire island of Japan 50m east.
Japan is composed of more than one island. Except when Chuck Norris kicks it. Then it is one island.
The seven year break wasn't because Chuck Norris needed recuperation time. The Earth needed recuperation time from Chuck Norris.
Japan got kicked because Bruce Lee once told Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks weren't very effective. Chuck has now disproven this theory.
Recent work:
FREEHOLD: RESISTANCE, Nov 2019 - Baen Books
BATTLE LUNA (contributor), Jul 2020 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: DEFIANCE, Jun 2021 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: RESISTANCE, Nov 2019 - Baen Books
BATTLE LUNA (contributor), Jul 2020 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: DEFIANCE, Jun 2021 - Baen Books
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Re: Chuck Norris
Wenn Chuck Norris ein Schlaflied singt, wird sogar der Gerät müde!
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Why would Chuck Norris need to borrow a bike? The Earth rotates under his feet.
Recent work:
FREEHOLD: RESISTANCE, Nov 2019 - Baen Books
BATTLE LUNA (contributor), Jul 2020 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: DEFIANCE, Jun 2021 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: RESISTANCE, Nov 2019 - Baen Books
BATTLE LUNA (contributor), Jul 2020 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: DEFIANCE, Jun 2021 - Baen Books
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josephiner hat geschrieben:Wenn Chuck Norris ein Schlaflied singt, wird sogar der Gerät müde!
saugeil !!!!!
Warum mit einem Six Pack zufrieden geben wenn man ein ganzes Fass haben kann.....
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Re: Chuck Norris
hhahaha DER GERÄT!
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Re: Chuck Norris
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▲ ▲ And Samedi rides with you, gunman. He is the wind you hold in your hands, but he is fickle, the Lord of Graveyards, no matter that you have served him well . . . - Count Zero
▲ ▲ And Samedi rides with you, gunman. He is the wind you hold in your hands, but he is fickle, the Lord of Graveyards, no matter that you have served him well . . . - Count Zero
Re: Chuck Norris
In Chuck Norris Händen ist jeder Gegenstand Kat.A!
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Re: Chuck Norris
I can do one better.
Chuck Norris stays off Clint Eastwood's lawn.
(I made and sell this shirt)
Chuck Norris stays off Clint Eastwood's lawn.
(I made and sell this shirt)
Recent work:
FREEHOLD: RESISTANCE, Nov 2019 - Baen Books
BATTLE LUNA (contributor), Jul 2020 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: DEFIANCE, Jun 2021 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: RESISTANCE, Nov 2019 - Baen Books
BATTLE LUNA (contributor), Jul 2020 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: DEFIANCE, Jun 2021 - Baen Books
Re: Chuck Norris
Es gibt keine globale Erderwärmung, Chuck Norris war kalt und hat die Sonne höher gedreht.
Chuck Norris schwitzt nicht beim scheissen, die Scheisse schwitzt beim Chuck Norisen.
Wenn es Chuck Norsis auf grund eines Paradoxum möglich wäre gegen sich selbst zu kämpfen, würde er sogar gewinnen.
Chuck Norris schwitzt nicht beim scheissen, die Scheisse schwitzt beim Chuck Norisen.
Wenn es Chuck Norsis auf grund eines Paradoxum möglich wäre gegen sich selbst zu kämpfen, würde er sogar gewinnen.
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A martial artist dies and goes to heaven. St Peter shows him around. he sees this furious competition going on with CHUCK NORRIS kicking ass all over the place.
"But, St Peter, I was sure Chuck Norris was still alive! What happened?"
"Yes, Chuck Norris is still alive. That's god. He just likes to pretend he's Chuck Norris."
"But, St Peter, I was sure Chuck Norris was still alive! What happened?"
"Yes, Chuck Norris is still alive. That's god. He just likes to pretend he's Chuck Norris."
Recent work:
FREEHOLD: RESISTANCE, Nov 2019 - Baen Books
BATTLE LUNA (contributor), Jul 2020 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: DEFIANCE, Jun 2021 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: RESISTANCE, Nov 2019 - Baen Books
BATTLE LUNA (contributor), Jul 2020 - Baen Books
FREEHOLD: DEFIANCE, Jun 2021 - Baen Books